“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual
I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked “Do you know what a banshee is?” and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn’t know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT
Actual conversation I had last week:
Coworker 1: - so I’ve suggested we name the project Charybdis
Me: haha yeah, because [stuff relating to the project and to mythical monsters], and if the sister project goes ahead too we can call it Scylla
Coworker 1: exactly my plan
Coworker 2: what in the actual living fuck are you guys talking about
kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
an accurate description tho
“I forgor” is becoming a bigger impact on my vocabulary than even “It fucken wimdy”
the reason for this is it is only fucken wimdy every now and then, while I forgor happens 85 times a day.
If I read something on the asks that feels genuinely threatening or dangerous, or that’s actually abusive, I just delete it and block the person.
If I’m answering an ask here you can assume that as far as I’m concerned even if it’s apparently threatening or angry, it’s meant humorously or with love.
It’s never appropriate to dogpile people. Never appropriate to threaten or abuse them, even if you think you are doing it for me and with the best of intentions. Don’t.
If you are upset on my behalf, or on behalf of all Tumblr users, just think “this is probably a tone-deaf attempt at humour” and let it go.
Reblogging because I’m seeing people upset or offended on my behalf. To repeat, If I’m answering an ask here you can assume that as far as I’m concerned even if it’s apparently threatening or angry, it’s meant humorously or with love.
If I think something is actually unpleasant or bad, I’ll just block them.
Don’t dogpile on my behalf. I don’t want you to, I think it’s actively a bad idea, and it’s bullying. (Remember: it can still be bullying when more than one of you turn up, even when you think you’re in the right or the aggrieved party.)
Play nice, never attribute to malice what can easily be attributed to internet-caused text-based tone-deafness or misinterpretation, and everyone will have an easier time.
“we’re removing blocking” said Guy Voted to be Most Blocked Account on Twitter, “the feature just doesn’t make sense”
of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
easy website
^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”
weird horse
“Websight” is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!
train wreck of a post. hit reblog